I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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