My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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