So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize