is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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