you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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