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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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