I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just high enough for therapy.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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