:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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