You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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