so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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