There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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