perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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