i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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