Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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