Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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