He kissed a someone with a penis
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I think i got beer on your cat.
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