had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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