She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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