Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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