I CAN MOONWALK!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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