you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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