im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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