you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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