That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
