I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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