You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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