She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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