Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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