ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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