Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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