escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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