You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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