i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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