Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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