And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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