But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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