i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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