you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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