So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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