dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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