Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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