He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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