Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Alive.
So much puke
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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