You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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