The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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