8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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