Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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