i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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