I'm going to jail i love you
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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