too bad you live with your parents still
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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