would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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