I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Hippo gnu deer
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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