haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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