So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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