I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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