marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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