6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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