I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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