She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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