is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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