I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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