i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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