Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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